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By: Stig

Stig — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:40:43 +0000

“The sex act should only be performed by married couples in an attempt to breed.”

Ah, this brought me back to the days of sex education classes taught by priests. You see, they’d never had sex either — or at least they shouldn’t have, as their job description forbade it.

I never asked “says who?”, but I think it was the Pope (asking a question like that would have been suicidal, even smiling during the lesson was dangerous).

They also made a big deal about sex — because they spent so much time thinking about it, and they would never have that “is that it?” moment.

Really kids, it’s not worth all the discussion. Just do it. Or not.

By: k

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:11:45 +0000

Miss December,

Your cousin isn’t gay, he’s female. Biologically, we all start out as females, but male hormones turn some of us into males (that is an extremely simplistic way of putting it, but it explains the basics). That seems to have started with your cousin, but didn’t complete for some reason. In his case, I would consider a penis, if he has one, as a deformity and advise him to just have it surgically shaped into a vagina, which is obviously what he was meant to have. If people can be born with extra fingers, they can be born with deformed sex organs, too.

I hope he decided one day to just have the surgery. He’s just correcting a deformed appendage.

BTW, I’m a Christian. I only say that because I want you to know I’m giving you advice from the standpoint of someone who loves God and am not trying to make fun or anything.

By: jake

jake — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:19:15 +0000

i am a proud left-winger at the age of 15 who loves to say fuck and loves to watch porn. those of you who just had heart-attacks, those are the people this site is making fun of. living in an almost entirely republican area, i love the internet for people who share the same views i do. i think i just found my new favorite website. even if this site isnt a joke, i still will think its really funny. btw, all you people responding to this guy who havent gotten the joke yet, why dont you just go watch some nascar.
sincerely,
not prejudiced (except against idiots)

By: jake

jake — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:06:46 +0000

um…i really hope this website is a joke because enjoying sex is noy a sin, fundy.

By: jere7my

jere7my — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 00:29:26 +0000

Of course, there are no people with Down’s Syndrome in the world. Don’t believe the vast left-wing conspiracy! They invented Down’s Syndrome in the 50s to artificially boost the funding for the World Health Organization (and the Church of Satan, but that connection would take too long to explain here). Chromosomes are perfect, as the expression of God’s hand in our bodies—if genes were imperfect or changeable, then you’d get crazy things like a gradual accumulation of small changes leading to the evolution of new species under the pressures of natural selection. And we all know that’s impossible!

As to your questions, I like to consider myself “outgoing and affectionate,” but I don’t see why I should explain myself to a confessed thief like yourself! (Although I bet you have a lovely wardrobe now.)

By: missdecember

missdecember — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:47:44 +0000

Not always true, 7. My first cousin who is technically a male started to develop during puberty as a female. Breast, hips, and all the other good stuff that comes with being a woman. Only he was a boy. He is now 48 years old. He’s too ashamed to be a gay person, so he’s….nothing. No love life. No special person. No one to share his feelings with. He’s trapped in a body that was developing as a girl, but technically a boy.

He’s attracted to men. He’s attracted to everything feminine. But too ashamed to act upon it. So he is a lonely, confused, sad man. My heart breaks for him. This is the reason I think sometimes “gay” isn’t a choice.

If your sophomore experience doesn’t make you gay, what does it make you? Experimental? An extrovert? A hipocrite? Just curious……

Does that same logic apply to me going out and stealing all the clothes I like, during sophomore year no doubt, but only be experimenting…so technically I wouldn’t be a thief?

If chromosomes were perfect, there would be no one with Down’s syndrome in this world.

By: jere7my

jere7my — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:17:49 +0000

I think it’s safe to say Jon is exactly as serious as I am. We’re both proud Americans, engaging in a proud American tradition.

If he were being satirical, he would let us know—by linking to liberal blogs, for instance, or putting a smiley face at the bottom of his blog.

By: Bender

Bender — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:28:50 +0000

Jon,
I would like to know once and for all if you are be serious or satirical. If you are being satirical, I think you’re confusing a lot of people. And if you’re being serious, you make me mad.
yay for anominity.

By: jere7my

jere7my — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:42:58 +0000

Homosexuality is ALWAYS a choice—except for those times when someone has had a little too much to drink and trips over the dirty laundry and into the bed of their college roommate, who was sleeping in the raw ONLY because the air conditioner was broken, and one thing led to another, and now they have to avoid each other at reunions. In those cases, homosexuality is an accident. But, and let me be perfectly clear, that doesn’t make you gay, however many times it happened sophomore year. (College students are so bad about picking up laundry.) Gaydom requires a conscious choice—and if you haven’t made that choice, anything you may or may not have done can’t make you gay.

I will accept your kisses, but if your tongue gets involved I shall have to decry you.