Jon Myers III

Jon Myers III is a 23 year old undergraduate at Johnson Bible College in Nashville, Tennessee. He can be reached at

5 Responses to Jon Myers III

  1. Bill Power says:

    You might enjoy checking out the debut episode of my new online show, The Urban Achiever Show with Bill Power.

    Then again, maybe not.

    Well, at least the part about God and pie. You might like that. But it’s at the very end.

    If you have approximately 13 minutes to spare…it’s online at:

    That is all.

  2. Rob Taylor says:


    I live in Nashville, and think your posts are hilarious. I am very good friends with Noel Murray, and his wife (Donna Bowman) has a link to your blog on her blog. Any way, I thought that you might benefit from good Christian company, and would be interested in picking your brain about religion, politics, comedy, etc…..

    My wife is a good cook, and we would love to have you over for dinner sometime. E-mail me if you would like to chat sometime. (


  3. Alan says:


    As a Christian myself, your writings are more than a little scary. Brother, I encourage you to stay close to biblical teachings.


  4. Lydia says:

    Dear “Jon,”

    I stumbled across your blog while looking for the lyrics to “William the Pleaser.” Being a compulsive reader, I read the first part of the first thing on the page and stayed to read the rest of it. I was enjoying myself and enjoying your style and your refusal to take yourself seriously but finding most of the comments rather irritating. As I read on, I realized that the comments of the self important and occasionally idiotic people responding are probably part of the reward you get for doing this.

    Then I got to the one about your date. And I had an epiphany… it was as if the voice of God spoke inside my head. You are not actually an overweight Christian boy with errectile dysfunction living in Knoxville but rather a small Asian woman in San Francisco who practices a very careless form of tepid paganism and has no political feelings at all. In fact, all you care about, what “gets your rocks off,” is inviting people to make absolute fools of themselves for your entertainment. Keep up the good work.


  5. Judas Priest says:

    Although I have been a patron of internet blogs for over a decade now, I have seldom stumbled upon something so incredibly humorous and brilliantly written as the writings of “Jon Myers III”. I laughed so hard I urinated in my underpants…. just a little.

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